Thursday, September 08, 2005
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Papa-links
Here's some advice my dad has given me throughout the years:
1. Don't squat with your spurs on.
2. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
3. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back in.
4 . If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure .....it's still there.
5. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's ....dog around.
6. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it ....up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep ....your mouth shut.
7. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
8. When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if ....they learn their lesson.
9. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your ....pocket.
10. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Nah...These were said by Will Rogers....Here are some other great quotes.
Here's some more funny...
Now that's the type of revolution I would be down with!
A site where people are playing pictionary 24/7 ...
America's strangest scholarships.
Christian movie critics here...Oddly they loved Constantine...Wedding crasher's? not so much.
My favorite animal of the month: Fantastic story of a bored Killer Whale in marine park that started to use his food to catch seagulls....I guess sometimes he likes some poultry.
Some vids....
If I were an astronaut, all I would do is this. Clip1 Clip2 Clip3
Some more physics here. Fat kid and rubber ball = Funny.
Even more physics. Magic sand.
That's a handy little midget.
David Blain and this guy should battle it out.