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So spring is here and a couple of free loading birdies were trying to squat in my air conditioner. This is a nest that was built inside my A/C. I was like "pay some rent motherfuckers!" And they were like "ain't this shit section eight?" ...so I had to evict them, luckily he hadn't knocked her up yet.

Some links,

If it weren't for these I wouldn't of had anything to play with as kid.

Ghetto science project...not PETA approved.

The 11th thing on my "to do" list.

What would you eat? I would want Chinese food and Oxtail and 2 liters of orange soda and grape soda.

One word..."ouch!"

Here is some more satellite image fun. I would so totally do this, but mine would say "EdRules". And here's Area 51 from space...You didn't see nothing you got that!

When you just got to find something on the internet use this (it's google and yahoo combined).

The Markie-est Mark website of all the markie-mark websites.

Another great music video depot...when is the last you saw daft punk's "around the world"?

Heavy.com gives a great collection of comedy routines. Hit "skip" to pass on the commercial and sit back for a couple of hours.

This is what you get when you mix Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and Addiction with a couple million dollars!

I don't care what you say each of these nuggets are works of art. Here is the whole directory of art samples. (NSFW)

The how-to-guide on "Making your kid a militant". Learn something brother-man!

That's my boys! The beatles were so NOT greedy at all when they toured...."Can you give us some cots and some cokes? J-lo is an ass.

Pedro's House! We could buy it and make some wicked jumps out front!

Anyone down for Great Adventure's soon? Here is a updated list of amusement park accident and fatalities.

Blast from the past...well except for Kriszti cause she is a foreigner...pinko communist!

Bugged out porn title mistakes from other contries. (Duh!-NSFW)

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Go Sherman! It's your birthday!

Great story about a child prodigy who got in college at age 12 and has been chillin there for 16 years.

So whenever you get arrested for breaking the law...just tell them you're an artist!

Is he still the cookie monster?

A real life Romeo and Juliet... except with a lot less teeth.

This guy lived in a closet for a month! Of course he's a psycho!

Talk about shitty luck! (WARNING: This buys you a one way ticket to hell if you laugh)

Some vids....

Gross video of a kid's broken arm...He seems to be enjoying it.

What was this guy thinking? He's lucky he made it out unhurt.

This is why the octopus is my favorite animal.

Tiger's incredible shot. I'm convince he has sold his soul.

Mr T says - "I pity the fool who don't treat his mamma right!" - This is actually bangin' - Make sure to check out his gold microphone.