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Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what's wrong. "I've puked all over myself again and my wife is gonna kill me." The other drunk says "do what I do pal. Explain to your wife that some other drunk puked on you. Put a ten spot in your shirt pocket and tell her that the drunk was sorry and gave you ten dollars to have your clothes cleaned." "Sounds like a great idea" says drunk number 1. When he gets home, sure enough his wife is fuming and begins yelling at him about his clothes and how disgusting he is. The drunk starts spinning the lie and says " look for yourself, there's ten bucks in my shirt pocket." His wife looks in the pocket and finds twenty dollars. "Wait a minute, I thought you said the guy gave you ten for puking on you," says the wife. "He did," says the drunk. "He shit in my pants too."
Here is some more funny....
This dog is so bad-ass he fucks himself up. This is the first schizophrenic dog I have ever seen.
As some of you know it was recently announced that there will be Transformers movie coming out in about two years. Here are a bunch of transformer vids to further wet your appetite.
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I do this every morning.
Some links....
These families make the Corleone's look like the Partridge Family.
Apparently most pilots are completely crazy.
I want to get a bunch of these and go crazy in mall parking lot.
Reason # 392 - why you wouldn't want to go to India.
Hero of the week - Good story about a teen that pushed the envelope. He was going to see the judge.
Beside the boat I know I'm going to steal from this house nearby....I'm not as prepared as the average NewYorker.
posted by Edwin @ 9:43 PM
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