Bye-Bye-winter-links

Here's a funny picture I took at Chez Jose's a little while back...Bye Bye winter hello spring!

Some funny...

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new whores."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation.
Moments later! , the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."

Some Links..

I april fooled the shit at everyone at the office...these guys got there laughs too!

In case you need something to read while making believe you are working.

The K.I.T.T. of yachts....to cool!

The way I see it this company owes some big apologies.

Google offers satellite images of your neighboorhood (upper right hand corner). This guy reconnects with his childhood through an image.

If only those poor prehistoric bastards could see the internet.

I'd kill the bitch!

Ah... the joys of nature...camping anyone?

This is sooo not for work...but fun as shit! (Duh! NFW!)

Some vids...

You can see the moment these guys stop having fun.

Shoplifting...the game!

Liar liar...

Mad geeky but mad coordinated!

A relaxing tropical beach except for...

This dog takes it to the extreme!

Short film about the other space program. (1o minutes but funny as hell)