Aloha-links

Well people, wish me a great vacation...for those of you who don't know I will be away for two weeks, I can be found at our 50th state.....On the Islands of Hawaii.
 
 
Now on to the funny.


"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey 
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. 
And other great gems, here.  

Actual Audio of Bush-isms from last week, here.
 
Are you lyrically challenged? Did you think the lyrics to:
Song: No Rain
Artist: Blind Melon
The real lyrics were: All I can do is pour some tea for two
But misheard them as: All I can do is pull some teeth or two
well.... you are not alone (Thanks to Carlos for the Link)
 
Click Here for the a cool clock (thanks to Nick  for the  link)
Here' another cool clock.
 
Conspiracy Theory of the week: Oh how convenient!

When I don't know what to do I always wonder.....   
 
Cross this question of you list once and for all.
 
Another cool optical illusion.
 
The Japanese are supposedly going through their sexual revoltuion as we speak. Check out how crazy this game show is. 
 
There aren't just enough Ninja commercials like this.